Ziltoid: Yesssss, I feel like a little bit of entertainment. Time to destroy a planet. Which one shall it be? This one? No. Too feeble. This one? Yes perhaps, yes. Indeed, this one shall do nicely. Commander!
Commander Squizloid: Yes, Captain Ziltoid?
Ziltoid: Divert all the power from the main engines to the front guns.
Commander Squizloid: Yes, Captain Ziltoid. Will there be anything else?
Ziltoid: Take 90% of the surplus power, and divert it towards the sonar awakening device.
Commander Squizloid: Aye aye, Captain.
Ziltoid: We must summon the 6th Dimensional Planet Smasher. I feel like a bit of fun . . . summon him!
Planet Smasher: Who dares awaken the Planet Smasher?!
Ziltoid: It is I, the 4th Dimensional Ziltoid the Omniscient!
Herman, The Planet Smasher: Foul pest! And by the way the name’s Herman. And I hate musicals!
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