Short Attention Span Review™
Even though I enjoyed Soldier for what it is, you have to be in the right frame of mind to enjoy it. For that reason I didn't give it a higher score. I fully admit that Soldier is a guilty pleasure of mine, and the worst thing you can do while viewing it is taking it too seriously. So check your brain at the door and bask in its awesomeness. Am I overdoing it?
The text below the break is part of a theatrical review originally published on October 23rd, 1998.
Here are some updated thoughts: Yes, as mentioned below Soldier is one of my guilty pleasures. It’s not a particularly good movie. Hell, in most eyes it’s probably not even a passable science fiction movie. The main antagonist has the name of Caine. Really? I don’t care. I like it. I like watching a jacked up Kurt Russell blow the hell out of an equally jacked up Jason Scott Lee. I like watching Todd try to change from being a killing machine into a civilian . . . then back again to protect the people who saved him. I didn’t mention it, but throw in Gary Busey and how can you lose?! I remember going into the theater those many years ago with zero expectations. The fact that I walked out the doors feeling entertained must have added to my misguided affection for the story of the downtrodden Todd and his struggle with adapting to a new life and feeling obsolete.
Soldier just proves that old dogs die hard, but at the same time there’s always room to grow.
Going into this movie based on the trailers, I wasn’t expecting an Academy Award worthy film, nor were the people who made it, nor should you. Let’s be practical here . . . Soldier is an action film in its purest form.
Kurt Russell plays the role of Sergeant Todd, the most decorated soldier of his elite group. Chosen from an orphaned births and trained through the first 20 years of their lives, Todd and his fellow soldiers are put to the test time and time again in small to massive conflicts across the galaxy. After countless wars the soldiers are awaiting their next mission when a new group of soldiers are introduced. Todd is one of the last of an inferior model. The new batch of soldiers have been genetically engineered to be faster, stronger and quicker, making the previous soldiers look worn out, old, and obsolete. Todd and two other soldiers take on one of the new ‘superior’ soldiers and basically get the shit beat out of them, but not before Todd gets a good eye rip on the new soldier. Presumed to be dead the three soldiers are disposed of by being thrown in a gigantic garbage starship. That’s the price of genetic obsolescence in 2035! Todd is alive and wakes up to find himself inside the massive ship, only to be summarily dumped on a supposed lifeless planet like yesterday’s trash.
The basic plot for this movie isn’t really all that bad when taken in context of what Soldier is trying to be. I guess it depends on what you’re looking for in an action movie. As Todd is dumped on the garbage planet he finds a group of people that had previously crash landed with no means escape. Todd is taken in by these people and he soon discovers, as a fish out of water getting used to being a civilian, that there’s more to life than just death and survival. As we soon find out Todd always has room (and necessity) for death and survival.
Director: Paul Anderson
Starring: Kurt Russell, Jason Scott Lee, Connie Nelson
Genre: Science Fiction
Media: Film, 99 minutes
Year: October 23rd, 1998
We quickly figure out from the first time we see the new breed of elite soldiers that Todd will have to face them again in a later act of the film. Since the new soldiers hadn’t been tested in actual combat situations they eventually make their way to the garbage planet where Todd was dumped. The new elite soldiers start killing the innocent people assuming that they are hostiles, since they shouldn’t be on the planet. Todd helps them and the ass-kicking starts.
I’m not really much of a fan of the “Escape From . . . ” series (also starring Russell), but this movie just fit the tone of an action movie better than those John Carpenter films. The action really doesn’t get going until about half way through the movie, but then it’s all mayhem for the rest of the show. I’ll admit the action isn’t anything new, the lone soldier taking on the new all powerful soldiers, but speaking for myself it’s just a lot of fun to watch Todd exact revenge on his newly minted and superior peers. Don’t ask me why, because I can’t exactly pinpoint why I enjoyed Soldier. Maybe it’s the fact Sergeant Todd only says about ten words in the whole movie, my favorite being, “I’m gonna kill them all sir.” Todd doesn’t waste time talking and weeping about how he’s obsolete, he just wants to be a soldier again and kick some serious ass! Of course . . . why wouldn’t he? It’s Kurt Russell in a science fiction action film!!! And who doesn’t like a good revenge movie?!
Even though I enjoyed Soldier for what it is, you have to be in the right frame of mind to enjoy it. For that reason I didn’t give it a higher score. I fully admit that Soldier is a guilty pleasure of mine, and the worst thing you can do while viewing it is taking it too seriously. So check your brain at the door and bask in its awesomeness. Am I overdoing it?
*Note: I’m revisiting and re-posting many older articles (almost 200) I’ve written (or contributed to) over the years, either for my own purposes or as contributions to other sites now long digitally decayed and dormant. These reviews/articles will appear in their nearly raw, unaltered form, with a few updated thoughts at the beginning of each.